Okay, this was Latin homework. The reasons it is not in Latin are: 1.)I am just beginning! :) and 2.) It was on derivitives.

We had to use these words: villain, nominate, sedentary, illegible, vicinity.

"Alas!" cried the villain
As he waved around a pass:
"My sedentary job
Has come to a fall
at last!"
He collapsed onto a chair
And muttered to the lady fair:
"They said my writing was illegible
When I wrote upon the ledger;
With no hope in the vicinity
I may now have to ask a tree!"
He flopped his hands all in the air!
And gave the maiden quite a scare!
"If someone does not nominate me
I swear I shall turn into a flea!"
And that is just