Bathrooms, She Didn't Like It

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One step, then another forward

Now, plug your nose, into the stench beyond

Funny thing, why people have never heard

Of flushing the toilet after you've gone

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The intense chatter with abominable words

So much for a sanctuary, since nothing is censored

Oh my, now there's writing on the wall, dear goodness

A sign to the establishments general business

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Believe me, sometimes necessity can be overruled

Don't let the absurd pigsty have you fooled

Go at home, if you know what I mean

The public restrooms can be quite a fiend

Now, parting on a message out of good will

A hearty complaint from someone who went, still

What can I say, except that she was enthralled

The fact was

"She didn't like it, she didn't like it at all!"

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October 7, 2005

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A/N: Yay for randomness. Dedicated to I can't believe it's over, for requesting the topic "Bathrooms". Hope you enjoyed.