One Way
I had a dream that I died and went to heaven but they woulden't let me in
They said I had committed to many acts of sin
In the back of my mind I concocted a sinister plan
A plan to blow myself into the Holy land
In the Pearly Gates, I was going to blow a hole
Then walk into heaven, yes this was my goal
I knew from common sence that an M-80 woulden't do
But what if I used 10,000, some ducktape, and superglue
I had no luck with the ducktape thing that I made
So next I tried a handgrenade
After several failed attempts I descided to use C-4
Once again, even that, didn't bring down the door
Then I decided to use a nuclear blast
Nearly blew the earth into its prehistoric past
After the last stunt, I decided to use an atomic bomb
But in the mitst of doing that, something went terribly wrong
The Pearly Gates created a forcefield-like shell
The bomb bounced off, hit the earth, and turned it into a living Hell
Jeremy
There is only one way to Heaven.
So Believe.