Good Nightmares:

This is the Storybook of Strange, a collection of odd tales, tales of mischief and dark, the kind of story that should not be read just before bedtime. There are no magic beans, no Prince Charming, and no dragons, just a great big book of strange that no one can quite interpret. The series of events you are about to read are entirely true, in the most dishonest of senses, for they never really couldn't not happen. You see, a great many truths have been based on the lies that you will not read in here, and because of this, read with caution, for you may not know what you are reading, and therefore will not know when to stop…

Yours strangely,

Invisible Writer