Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why art thou
So interested
In
Horticulture?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why the clamor
Over
the
Amicable
Goat?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why the riddle
Of
the
Stone?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why the smell
Of
Virile
Cologne?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why serve
Such
An
Arrogant Lord?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why the multiple
Acts
of
Labor?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why the solitude
Of
the
Dark?!

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!
Why so irate
Over
The
Modest
Feminist?

Puerile penguin!
Oh,
Puerile penguin!