Before school insanity. I started singing somewhere over the rainbow, and out this came.... My sister helped me with the last part, about the squirrel eating the tofu. You must sing this to the actual tune, otherwise it won't be as funny... My friends went wild over this, and one of them stole it and decided to sing it to everyone she could, including my math teacher... Tehehehe.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Where skies are blue
There lived a nice purple squirrel
And his friend a block of tofu.

Somedays he wishes upon a star
And he wishes that he might go far
And find his friend tofu.

And now when he wishes upon a star
And hopes that he might
He knows that he will find tofu...

Somewhere over the rainbow
Where skies are blue
Lives a sad little tofu
Who's name is Pennywho.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Where skies were once blue
There sits the nice purple squirrel
Munching on his friend... Pennywho....