Whoever came up with the phrase
"Make haste slowly"
Must not have been thinking clearly.
Who makes haste
When you make haste
Is to get wherever you're going
Let's be honest
If we all did things
Would get done. Really.
Banks' computers would overload.
Homework and papers
Would get turned in
A month after the due date.
Relationships would fail.
And to have it as a school's motto –
Well, do they ever want us to graduate?