Of Patriotism and Pibb

Pibb Xtra was invented

Because there used to be a picture of a really ugly guy on the front

I always loved Mr. Pibb

But never the repulsive mascot

If you think about it

America is like a can of Mr. Pibb

I love the country

Not the ugly guy in charge

I can only hope, that we will follow suit

And find a new mascot