A/N: Another behind the scenes chapter since I got bored. A rather short one since the chapter was short so yea. Not as much humor as the previous one but I tried to make it funny. Kinda hard from reading so much romance and angst....-sweatdrops-
Please enjoy and review if you want.
An Angel's Destiny: Special Edition
Behind the Scenes: AAD-Chapter Two
Tori sweatdropped. Jeremy banged his head against a wall. Leo was cleaning up the mess left by Destiny's shopping. Tori then stopped sweatdropping and acting shock and began rubbing her temples.
"Destiny...you weren't suppose to do that...."
Destiny faked innocence. "Do what?"
A vein was close to popping. Tori bit her lower lip to stop her from destroying everything within 50 miles radius. She just calmly said, "Destiny, this scene was when you were suppose to wreak the store you were in...."
Destiny blinked. "And didn't I do that?"
Tori gave into her anger. "YOU BAKA!!!! YOU DIDN'T JUST WREAK THE STORE!! YOU FREAKING DESTROYED THE ENTIRE MALL!!!!!"
That's right. You heard right. Before the crew were the remaining rumbles of the mall that Jeremy and Destiny had gone into. Leo was going to have a long time to clean it up....
Jeremy stopped banging his head against a wall that had somehow appeared and began whacking Destiny over the head. "Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!! Didn't you read the script!?"
Destiny smartly dodged the next whack and nodded. "Yes...."
"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU DESTROY THE MALL!!!!???"
"Uhh....I went a little crazy?"
"A LITTLE CRAZY?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS INCIDENT?! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET PAID FOR THE NEXT YEAR!!!"
Everyone sighed heavily and began banging their heads against a tree or wall. Destiny just shrugged and began looking through the clothes she had bought. There's a thin line between idiot and crazy....
"...I feel like I'm being questioned by a cop."
Diana grinned and turned to the 'director'. "Shall we?" She received a nod.
Destiny blinked in confusion. "Huh?"
Five minutes later....
Destiny was now tied to a chair with Diana circling around her. Tori was somewhere in a corner, half hidden by the shadows. A spotlight shone on Destiny. Diana was also holding a stick while Tori held a fox for some odd reason.
"Where were you on Saturday at11 am?"
Destiny blinked. "I...woke up and found Jeremy lying on my bed, naked."
"You didn't do anything, right?"
"Tell the truth Destiny! We have the right to use truth serum on you!"
"And I have the right to remain silent!"
"Not if we use truth serum on you!"
Destiny began wondering about the sanity of her friend. "Fine. I'll admit I have a bit of an attraction to the angel but it's just a crush."
Tori spoke up at this point. "You do realize that I made you two soulmates, right?"
"What?! Soulmates!? You mean we're destined to be together in this life, the past life, and the next?!"
"Enough!" Diana slammed the stick she was holding on the table that had appeared from no where. "We are here to question Destiny Vaughn, well-known pervert as well as boy chaser--"
"--to the three realms. Let us continue with the questions...." Destiny just had to sweatdrop at the evil look that Diana had. She turned to Tori for help but the girl was currently sitting on the floor, petting the fox with her eyes closed singing a song under her breath.
"You make me feel out of my element/ Like I'm drifting out to the sea/ Like the tides pullin' me in deeper/ Makin' it harder to breathe/ We cannot deny, how we feel inside/ We cannot deny...." (Chemicals React by Aly and AJ)
"Very well then. What were you doing...."
"He's my mom's friend's cousin's son."
Jeremy turned to Tori. "Can't you make it longer?"
Tori looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "Like," She look a deep breath. "Mom's friend's cousin's son's girlfriend's step-father's mother's sister's nephew's uncle's twice removed second cousin's friend's mother's son's teacher's aunt's third cousin's wife's grandma's second cousin's uncle's sister's half-sibling's adopted child's friend?" Everyone stared at her. Tori blinked. "What?"
Jeremy nodded. "Yea. Like that. It would be funnier to see Des say all that in one breath."
"HEY!" Destiny yelled, whacking Jeremy over the head. Diana looked deep in thought.
"Hm...I can imagine it...."
"Diana!!" Destiny cried.
Tori shook her head. "Yes it would be funny but I'm not that evil to make Destiny say all that. Just stick with 'mom's friend's cousin's son', okay?"
"JEREMY!" SMACK! WHACK! BANG! CRASH! SPLASH!
"Tori-sama!! It's Tori-sama! Don't hurt me!!"
"Uhh...Jeremy, she's already hurting you...."
"Fine! Stop hurting me! I'll give! Uncle! Mercy! God have mercy!!!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"Pizza, pizza, pizza...WHOOHOO!" Destiny began digging in the pizza she had bought for her and Jeremy. Jeremy stared at her like she was a demon even though he was half himself.
Tori sighed. "Destiny, try to eat more...like a person than a demon."
"Why are you using the word 'demon' anyway?"
"It's your obsession with Yu Yu Hakusho isn't it?" Jeremy said understandingly, nodding his head as he ate his pizza.
"How the hell did you know that?!"
"I have my sources..."
"Can I have more pizza, Tori?" Destiny asked, licking her fingers.
Tori slapped her forehead as Leo brought more pizza to the table.
I'm never going to survive another chapter of this...My budget's going down....