Bruce Banner was just your average kid,

Doing average things that average kids did.

He would have stayed average for the rest of his days,

But he was exposed to radioactive gamma rays.

It turned him into a big, green brute,

That many army guys wanted to shoot.

He's not really good, but not really bad.

You wouldn't like him if you got him mad.

His cloths will rip and he'll get real massive,

He could easily kick a lot of asses.

He'll grunt, shout, and look for things to bash,

But the only words he'll say are, "Hulk Smash!"