Late one night

alone he was

sleeping soundly

the young man arose with a start

standing above him

was a vixen of a vampire

she leaned down

and took hold

"Be patient my love this won't hurt a bit"

as she sunk her teeth into him

as she withdrew and flew back out the window

He began to notice things

hair where there had been none

a deeper voice

awkward feelings

He looked out the window longingly

hoping that the beautiful woman who did this to him would return

so that he could make love to her

because he realized

that she had done what she must

She made him a man.

A Vampires kiss, is like adolescence,

strange and unexpected,

but the results sometimes outweigh the awkwardness

Has the vampire bit you?

If Not, watch out, it could happen any time.