BEING SINGLE IS A DISEASE

A/N: No flames, please. Sarcasm-haters, don't read. You have been warned.

The sirens are screaming
The lights are flashing red –
A new illness – spreading!
Run, or you'll drop down dead!

Hey you, Single! Stop and freeze!
Being single is a disease
Which is foul and malign –
It's time for quarantine!

Bravo, worthy love-doves!
Always follow the trend
Even to the most bitter end.

Be the grovelling fools
And the blockheaded tools
Of popularity – your best friend.