THE SONG. by A. Non

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Colourless bacon.

For people who don't like

Colour

On their food.

Colourless bacon

Silver iguana.

The iguana that's shiny,

The iguana that's sparkling

As you eat it.

Silver iguana.

Fox with shoes on.

So you can yell at it when

It comes in the house

With dirty feet.

Fox with shoes on.

Buigwayj.

For people who don't like to

Swear,

They say buigwayj.

Bwigwayj.

Life-sized midget.

Defeats the object

'Cause the size isn't small

It's normal.

Life-sized midget.

Camomile meatloaf.

The meat that's tasty,

The meat that's sweet

With all the sugar.

Camomile meatloaf.

Inch-long arm.

You're like a T-Rex

Or some other thing

With no purpose.

Inch-long arm.

Swan with two beaks.

Don't get on it's bad side

Or it will

Peck your arse off.

Swan with two beaks.

British walrus.

Speaks in an accent

And drinks ink tea

From some china.

British walrus

Fish with snorkels

Are slowly killing themselves

But they look cool.

Fish with snorkels.

Talking trainers

Annoy you and the don't

Shut up,

They just ramble.

Talking trainers.

Curry biscuits.

Spicy digestives that you

Dip in soy sauce

To make them tasty.

Curry biscuits.