Thank You for the Speech Impediment

How could you not have noticed by now

Just how entirely jumpy and nervous I become around you?

I mean, I even stuttered

I was positively incomprehensible

Figuring you would piece it all together

I backed away in cowardice

Not impertinence, I hope you understand

To set the record straight you know

I do wish I could tell you how I feel

But there's a blockade that's keeping my feelings all in

It's called him