Definitely Not a Dog Person
Courage, ensnare me with your misleading aroma
For I know of your truths and lies
You will not show me the way
You shall shove me in that general direction
You will not comfort me if I fall
Merely back away
And let me hit the arctic ground surrounding
Courage, I need you to take me that extra step
Make me march the path of victory
But I know you would run away before my walk of shame
My road of despair
You would stab me in the back sooner than you would give me a hug
Courage, you coward!
Get your tail out from between your trembling legs!
Reveal to me the absolute best way to approach this!
I don't need a weakling like you weighing me down
I shall assist my own self up off of this snow
Off of the ice
And I shall glide to safety
I shall glide into your arms where you, Courage, are banned forever