Hey Plain Jane

the music starts now
with her in the front seat,
just another plain jane,
tapping her toes to the beat

and everyone is up
except her, sipping champagne,
what's the celebration,
she's just another plain jane

hey, plain jane, it's true
that this song's for you
so dance, dance, dance
to this cheap romance

cue the guitar
but forget the drums
as everyone is enough
and now she's drinking rum

the chorus begins now
with it being all about her
so come on, plain jane,
get up and cause that stir

hey, plain jane, it's true
that this song's for you
so dance, dance, dance
to this cheap romance

the song ends soon
and she has a martini
on the rocks as she rocks
singing one, two, three

she could be, may be
just another plain jane
but she's oh-so-pretty,
sipping her champagne

hey, plain jane, it's true
that this song's for you
so dance, dance, dance
to this cheap romance