acrid and tart

sour, unsweetened

kiss me darlin'

(i think i'm in love)

you're virulent

sardonic

with just a dash of morose

(but we hate you anyway)

afflictive,

poignant, intemperate,

unplatable, vexatious, unpleasant

(so bitter, yes i think i'm in love)

mordant, sarcastic and sharp

you hate me and i'm in love

but don't worry

(i'll still gut you when i'm damn well ready)