i'm going on vacation

i'm ready to run away and all that i need is someone

willing to book a flight to mars with me

i want to go somewhere where the people

(or rather, aliens)

are kind and accepting and do not

call fifty-one percent a mandate

i'll take my dean for america bumper sticker because maybe

someday i can sell it on eBay or show it to my grandkids as

proof that the world was so messed up that i had to go to mars

do you want to come along?