I got you a gift…

You called it cheap then

At my feet

It fell.

It fell and it

Broke into a thousand pieces.

Merry.

Fucking.

Christmas!!!

I got cold…

With eyes like ice and

A heart to match.

Three sizes too small…

Or so the story goes.

It was years before I

Started caring again.

Maybe I had been

Foolish…?

Maybe such stupid trinkets…

Such tokens of affection…

Were beneath you…?

Maybe.

My heart grew three sizes

At the thought…

AND THEN MY CHEST EXPLODED!!!