Talking to one of my friends on the phone, and I just started to sing this to her... It is meant to be sung an in off-key operatic way.

There once was a caterpillar named Bob-
And all Bob wanted was a friend-
But instead poor Bob
Got squished by a shoe
And he sobbed all alone in his
squishy
squished
squishedness...

Poor Bob!
All he wanted was a friend.
But instead
Poor Bob
got squished
by
a
shoe...

Let us remember
Poor
Squished
Bob.