Although they are stale
They still taste good (and spicy!)-
So take that, you fish!

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Creepy kid walks by:
Suddenly a hiss is heard;
Dan screams and flees the hall.

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She's going away-
Leaves me alone for one week
to go hug a mouse.

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Hands are black with ink-
Result of me pushing the jar;
Ink still stains the floor.

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Shrine of the Morning Mist-
Laugh together as we watch;
Um... excuse me? Dork!

((For my sister))

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Donald Duck says hi!
How can she go on a plane
When she's scared of germs?

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Click goes the locker-
Angry/laughing glare and then:
Payback will come soon!

((You'll never get me Dan! Buahahaha!))

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Sink into the tea:
Wrap its soothing tendrils 'round;
Vanilla chai- yum!

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DrewBoy I dub thee-
Extending now your name to:
DrewBoy Dubya Dee.

((If you're not Drew, don't even bother asking))

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My cats are fat and
Oreo is a meathead,
Meow goes the Patches.

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Roof tile falls down;
Jokingly a kid exclaims:
"Santa's on the roof!"

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She cries tears of chai,
Sits alone upon a throne-
Weeping over friends.