And this...has just been made up out of nowhere, except the title 'silver fanged vampire monster' it came from somewhere other than my mind...and I ran with it...this is bound to be stupid and pointless...but may just tickle you to the point of a giggle or chuckle...

Once upon a time there was a silver fanged vampire monster; it was a very mean thing, eating all the children in the small village of Gehmblah. And all these children...they were just eaten by this silver fanged vampire monster which very much looked like a stapler remover...

So then the townsfolk decided to go and find this silver fanged vampire monsters lair, which was drawer in my desk which is nonexistent. But they traveled and hiked through mounds of paper and over pencils and through pencil sharpeners and don't forget pens...

And then one fateful day they found this drawer in the nonexistence of my desk...

And they sat and made a fire and planned their next move...which was to just sit there for awhile and think.So, after thinking for awhile they decided to enter this drawer in my nonexistent desk. AND BAM! THERE WAS THE SILVER FANGED VAMPIRE MONSTER THAT CLOSELY RESEMBLED A STAPLER REMOVER!

The villagers scattered to their various hiding places in this drawer in my nonexistent desk, the silver fanged vampire monster that closely resembled a stapler remover clacked it silvery dangerous jaws together and advanced on a seemingly helpless looking fellow

but helpless he was not! For he had a....THUMBTACK!

He leapt from his hiding spot behind the case of pencils and declared that the silver fanged vampire monster that closely resembled a stapler remover would not survive the fight! So the silver fanged vampire monster that closely resembled a stapler remover ate this seemingly helpless guy that seconds before had not been so helpless!

The villagers were SHOCKED! They thought the silver fanged vampire monster that closely resembled a stapler remover only ate children! So they just went with the notion that the man that had been eaten simply had the mind of a child still, and they pitied him, then screamed and scattered to their respective hiding places when the silver fanged vampire monster that closely resembled a stapler remover came after them!

And one unlucky fellow that was perhaps not so unlucky at the moment decided to leap onto the silver fanged vampire monsters back and SCREEEAMED!

Like this....AAAAHHHHHH!!!

For they were standing precariously on the edge of the bottomless pit! AND HIS LEAP HAD SENT THEM OVER THE EDGE!

And then the villagers returned to their village amongst the pens and pencils and lived happily ever after.

The End!