Everybody wants to live free,
But they also want more legislation
Banning gay marriage from sea to sea,
And forcing the teaching of regurgitation
Everybody wants their freedom,
But no-one can conceive
What it's like to exit Eden,
When they're told what to believe.
Everybody wants autonomy,
But nobody goes to vote
Even though there's a crap economy,
'Cos they'd need to get their raincoat
Everybody wants to go to heaven,
But nobody wants to die,
Though it's just because they've got bread to leaven,
And more things they've got to buy.