A/N: Definition: For those of you who don't know, a vox pop is basically a public opinion, or the vioce of the people. It can also mean popular opinion and/or sentiment. It's short for Vox Populi.

1993 Sketch

(vox pop)

Woman: Well, i've never had it before, but i imagine it's filling.

(vox pop)

Man: A man hit me with a bag of it once!

(vox pop)

Man: I'm sorry, i'm a mute and consequently cannot reply - i am competely devoid of the ability to speak.

(vox pop)

Woman: I used to bathe in it, until water was invented in 1993. Did the trick, i can tell you.

(vox pop)

Man: When i was 13, i got stuck, in a whole pool of it. Almost drowned i did.

The scene switches back to a reporter outside a building in a highly populated area.

Reporter: Well there you have it, the inside word on vomit.

the end.

© Saxon Drury-Godden, '06.