I am on a quest, a noble quest

And I must do my very best

To save the maiden from the fright

On my honor as a gallant knight

I gallop through the land atop my noble steed

Looking for the beautiful princess in dire need

Suddenly my mighty mount begins to sway

Mr. Horsie, what is it that ails you today?

But alas, my horse has fallen and is now dead

I shouldn't have gotten him from creepy Fred

I am on a quest, a noble quest

And I must do my very best

To save the maiden from the fright

On my honor as a gallant knight

Now I travel in the evil forest of no light

When bandits appear to the left and right

I shall eagerly fight them all till the very last

Although twenty of them is a lot to get past

I look at them all and sense some evil vibes

Gentlemen, do you by chance take bribes?

I am on a quest, a noble quest

And I must do my very best

To save the maiden from the fright

On my honor as a gallant knight

I have now reached the evil dragon's lair

His flames had better not touch the hair

It seems I can't hurt the beast in any way

So therefore I must most definitely run away

I mean, how am I supposed to beat that?

Man, this princess chick better not be fat

I am on a quest, a noble quest

And I must do my very best

To save the maiden from the fright

On my honor as a gallant knight

Now I have finally scaled the dark tower

And will save the princess with manly power

Cause I conquered all obstacles without a hitch

It was easy to run past that idiotic ugly witch

But alas, what are these words that you say?

The very cute princess was rescued yesterday!?

I am on a quest, a ….oh screw it.