I can't quite remember why I wrote this, or where the idea came from - and I only wrote it three weeks ago. Ah well, here it is:

Don't You Dare Talk To Me

Don't you dare talk to me

About "The light at the end of the tunnel"

I have my light, I can see it coming

Fast and noisy

It's a train.

Don't you dare talk to me

About "The best years of your life"

I can give you dates

Conception to birth.

Don't you dare talk to me

About "Ignore it and they'll go away"

You know it's not easy?

Lets see how easy

Ignore THIS

A-hole.

Don't you dare talk to me

About "You've got everything going for you"

There's nothing going for me

Plenty coming though

Coming to break my neck.

Don't you dare talk to me

About "The end is nigh"

The End's been and gone

You just didn't notice.

Don't you dare talk to me

About "You'll be alright in time"

If I was going to be alright

Why would I wait?

Don't you dare talk to me

About "There's nothing you can do"

If there was

I'd be doing it.

It may be true,

But I don't need pessimism from you.

Don't you dare talk to me

About "Let it be"

What's "it"?

The cat's mother?

It's my life

Twit

Don't you dare talk to me

About "Life's not a spectator sport"

I've got front row seats

If there aren't meant to be spectators

Then why are there seats?