not
really perfect
was
he
but
he found he couldn't
bring
himself to care
so
he stayed not perfect
willed
away life
and
hung by a rope
from
his mistress's rafters
and
when entering the
afterlife,
he asked for
a
seat in hell
but
to punish him
they
guided him into heaven
and
ever since then
he's
been trying to will away
the
pain of regret
just like the rest of us