Gosh darn it all to heck.
Y'know, I didn't think I knew anything about poetry, but after constant exposure to literally a hundred of very bad poems, I'm starting to pick up a pattern here.
All right, so I myself don't do poetry, and I still can't write a decent poem to save my life. I can, however, point out to y'all what not to do to avoid coming up with yet another very bad poem. Don't quote me like a textbook, though; I won't take responsibility if anything I say turns out to be not true.
Each section will be short, straightforward, and lacking the appropriate introduction, conclusion, and transitions—just like this preamble—due to my short attention span and others'.
Will be updated every time I feel like ranting.