There's nothing
Quite like meeting
Your family in a
Familiar bar.

Seven years underage
Doesn't mean a thing.
You're with family,
That's all that matters.

Booze on their breath.
Red in their eyes.
Country on the jukebox,
Every seat is filled.

"Best burgers in the Valley"
That's what the sign says.
Too bad though,
I'm vegetarian.

Light up another cigarette,
Blow the smoke in my face.
There's still time
Before I get lung cancer.

Hey stranger…
Haven't seen you in awhile.
You look different,
It's nice to see you smile.