they said (like you said)
you were good
in chemistry (the kinetic molecular theory and stuff)
and geometry (we're alternate interior angles you know)
and physics (thermodynamics!)
(even Physical Education)
but why do you have a hard time
calculating (even with the aid of a calculator)
and figuring out
that the heat transfer
from your system to mine
is so slow? (cant it get any faster?)

you're so cold (to me)!