My biggest talent is my ability

To prolong and put off

The things I should have done

Now and before,

Not after.

In this art, I have trained,

Troubled and toiled

Pushed others over the edge

And myself nearer to it,

Where I like it best

(What a view!)

From here, I can look

Down at all those strugglers

In huge panic, for they must

Have things done

Now, and leave After

To you and me.