I Don't Sin

I do not sin
I am not proud
I'm just pleased with myself
I am not gluttonous
I just like to gorge myself
I am not lustful
I just like to play the field
I don't do sloth
I'm just lazy
I don't get angry
I get mad
I am not greedy
I'm just money hungry
I am not envious
I'm jealous
I do not sin