Mr. Backward

Mr. Backward lives in the town,

He won't wake up, he just wakes down.

He cleans his car with bacon grease,

He acts as if he has no niece.

He puts his clothes on upside down,

He never smiles but always frowns.

He pets his wife and kisses his cat,

He hits baseballs with fruit bats.

He goes to sleep on a big rock,

He has the sun instead of clocks.

He falls asleep like no other,

He always has to have his mother.