Last night, my shaving cream exploded.
My
pretty
pink
can of shaving cream
exploded.
I don't know how.
I don't know why.
Everything was fine when I left
(to go pee)
but when I returned
pretty,
pink
foam and fluff
covered my carpet.
I was in shock
(and I sneezed,
the allergies already beginning).
"This will not do!"
In my desperation to make it go away
I grabbed my handy-dandy
hand-held vacuum.
That was less than intelligent.
Vacuums are not meant
for shaving cream explosions.
a/n: This is a true story. –SNEEZE-