Last night, my shaving cream exploded.

My

pretty

pink

can of shaving cream

exploded.

I don't know how.

I don't know why.

Everything was fine when I left

(to go pee)

but when I returned

pretty,

pink

foam and fluff

covered my carpet.

I was in shock

(and I sneezed,

the allergies already beginning).

"This will not do!"

In my desperation to make it go away

I grabbed my handy-dandy

hand-held vacuum.

That was less than intelligent.

Vacuums are not meant

for shaving cream explosions.

a/n: This is a true story. –SNEEZE-