I'm along for the free ride
Frankie has long since left Hollywood
The fat man dances Numa Numa
Lime crossed my wires again

Rockin' to a tricked out Apple
I escaped without copyrights
I'm not the FBI's worst enemy
But they need something for quota

I found the bloodhound's howling
For once, this pirate paid a hefty fine
It's time to give Jack Sparrow
A run for his title (take that Depp)

Metallica complained, cheap anti-artists
If one can beat the system
We've beat it to death twice
You only have to outrun your friends