The ideal American dream

A white house with a picket fence

Two kids--a boy and a girl

And a couple of large dogs

A perfect family, a perfect life

Picturesque and wonderful

Golden retrievers heeding your call

The perfect means to a perfect end

You're supporting Hitler

By buying a Golden retriever

You're supporting Hitler

By buying a Golden Retriever

And the perfect everything you've wanted

A super dog to complete your style

A large, slobbering tongue to kiss

The forehead of your perfect child

And you live up to this idealism

Two large eyes to keep you from crying at night

A wet nose

...Won't keep you from burning

You support Hitler

By buying a Golden Retriever

You support Hitler

By buying a Golden Retriever

A fantasy come true

Old wishes crumpled, thrown away

Crematories shut down

Only to live on in a mild-mannered way