The Grinch

The once was a guy called Grinch,

Who had a terrible pinch,

From his shoes,

To his snooze,

His heart was only an inch!


There once was a girl from Leeds,

Who liked to grow big weeds,

But after a shower,

She found a flower,

And decided to buy some seeds!


There once was a guy called Lee,

Who fell on a Christmas tree,

"Help me,"

He said,

"I've hurt my head,"

Poor, poor pitiful Lee!