we don't know your name

but we made one up for you

because you look

so much like an old friend.

we even have a song for you,

Sexy Faerie Tyler Boy.

don't worry, you're not alone--

Sally Jesse Raphael

and

Ryan

accompany you.

you saw us take a picture of you

Oops.

we're not stalking you

but I know you think so.

I'm sorry.

you're just so

DARN PRETTY.