Counter-Versial Things By Jay McFadden Parody of Supersonic Speed

(Parody #33)

Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think,
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, THINK!!!

Burger diet.
Peaceful riot.
And a door bell on floor one that rings for the third floor.
Slowing faster.
A gift taken.
All the counter-versial things in life are really dumb.

This has gotta stop.
No more save and shop.
Oh look, the living dead!
Hello stranger.
It's so nice to meet with you again.

This is all starting to bother me.
Why is "OFF" beyond the fastest speed?
Why don'tcha see it like I do?!

COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS ARE ANNOYING ME!
WHY NOT BEGIN THE END!
SUCH A TRAGITY!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING HERE IS SHUTTING-DOWN MY BRAIN!

I was hopin'
I'd spread the word,
But the things I tried so hard to stop just were not quitting.
It's a fashion Obliteration.
Tell me how the heck is innocent related to sin?

Doesn't matter.
It's a session That will never ever pass.
Even re-done They will still say "moments are ment to last."

Everything is so backwords to me.
And it's tearing at my sanity.
Why don'tcha see it like I do?!

COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS ARE ANNOYING ME!
WHY NOT BEGIN THE END!
SUCH A TRAGITY!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING HERE IS SHUTTING-DOWN MY BRAIN!

COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS ARE ANNOYING ME!
WHY NOT BEGIN THE END!
SUCH A TRAGITY!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING HERE IS SHUTTING-DOWN MY BRAIN!

And a shipment goes by truck or steed.
And a driveway's for parking, not speed.
Why do fire fighters burn down trees?
Why does it cost more when marked as free?
Come on and sing along, won't you?!

COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS!
COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS!

COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS ARE ANNOYING ME!
WHY NOT BEGIN THE END!
SUCH A TRAGITY!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING HERE IS SHUTTING-DOWN MY BRAIN!

COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS ARE ANNOYING ME!
WHY NOT BEGIN THE END!
SUCH A TRAGITY!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING HERE IS SHUTTING-DOWN MY BRAIN!

COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS!
COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL, COUNTER-VERSIAL THINGS!

(Note: Not many people realise just how well-known I am.)