I Don't Know My Name By Jay McFadden Parody of Dragostea Din Tei

(Parody # 34)

Am I me? Am I you?
Am I Rob? Am I Stephon?
Am I Steeve? Am I Juels?
Am I John, from Nebraska?
Or Jimmy? Maybe Lue?
Could be Tom, Even Carson.
Might be Lee. Sounds too cute.
Must be Hans. No wait, Ranma.

Hello. Are you Eujean? uh... or Luke?
No fello, would you believe that I have no name to give ya.

Ah, no. Heck no.
So fellow why's it so hard to tell me?
Is it Joey?
Come to think, you must be Nick.

I tried to tell ya, I don't know my name.
I don't know my name. No I do not know my name.
Could it be Yoshi, Kevin, Bob or Dave?
I just can't figure out my name.

I tried to tell ya, I don't know my name.
I don't know my name. No I do not know my name.
Could it be Yoshi, Kevin, Bob or Dave?
I just can't figure out my name.

Jason? Mason?
Let's see... Ramun?
Hello? Can you hear me, man?
I have no name to give ya.

Lenno? Well no.
What could it be? Is it Mike or is it Keith?
You must be Jean.
What's your name? It's hard to think.

I tried to tell ya, I don't know my name.
I don't know my name. No I do not know my name.
Could it be Yoshi, Kevin, Bob or Dave?
I just can't figure out my name.

I tried to tell ya, I don't know my name.
I don't know my name. No I do not know my name.
Could it be Yoshi, Kevin, Bob or Dave?
I just can't figure out my name.

Can't you see?. I don't fool.
I'm not Ron, nor am I Kahn Can't be Jeives, that's un-cool.
So is Don. Also Sora.
Am I Dean? That'd be cool.
Maybe Wan? No, that sounds dumb.
Don't you see? It is true.
Not my fault. Just don't have one.

I'd like to help, but I don't know my name.
I don't know my name. No I do not know my name.
Could it be Yoshi, Kevin, Bob or Dave?
I just can't figure out my name.

I'd like to help, but I don't know my name.
I don't know my name. No I do not know my name.
Could it be Yoshi, Kevin, Bob or Dave?
So for now just call me No Name.

(Note: This is the end result of letting me stay up all night.)