Roleplay By Jay McFadden Parody of Word Play

(Parody #37)

You quest all around a world Made from imagination.
Battle dragons 'till you shatter.
Trolls with re-generation.
But with some luck, a little spell babble Might be enough to change the scene.
Make sure you don't go wrong Choosing your religion.
Learnin' with your psychic vision.
Long before the television.
How long can you last?
If the current fable lands you without help, don't be a cheater.
Gotta fight your way through a dungeon without a cleaver.
Then you drop your guard.
You hear a jingle.
Seem that someone made off with your single bag of gold.

Ha La La La La There really is no better kind of game.
Ha La La La La It's all about the roleplay.
Ha La La La La Get powerful things because We love the stuff.
Become a wizard, a Druid Monk or Warrior.
Even though it ain't easy They say it's all about the roleplay.

Well if someone gets ill in this reality.
Add a Cleric to your party.
The'll have you well again in just a while.
Sometimes there is a jungle where there's livin several people.
In a music wiccan fickle sun tribe.
Some players are strong Againts your religion.
Perfect for a demilition.
Sometimes you must do revisions Bettet check your stats.
If the DB writes you off because of your plunder.
Better find a clever way to cheap-shot his new stumper.
Knock out the guards.
You're in detention.
I guess I don't really have to mention It's roleplay.

Ha La La La La There really is no better kind of game.
Ha La La La La It's all about the roleplay.
Ha La La La La Get powerful things because We love the stuff.
Become a wizard, a Druid Monk or Warrior.
Even though it ain't easy They say it's all about the roleplay.

Just take a trip into your dreams of innocense.
Make magic streams and water golems.
And you don't know which way the dice is rollin.
Swords are chimin', expert timin.
live the fantasies inside me.
Mountain climbin.
Now try flyin' through the air.
Are you prepared to take a ride into the land of the undead?
Or you'd rather be a simple theif instead?

Ah La La La La There really is no better kind of game.
Ah La La La La I'm talkin'bout the roleplay Ah La La La La Get powerful things because We love the stuff.
Become a wizard, a Druid Monk or Warrior.
Even though it ain't easy They say it's all about the roleplay.

Ha La La La La It's all about the roleplay Ha La La La La I'm talkin'bout the roleplay Ha La La La La I love it's wonderous things.
Because it does.
The gouls and shops with lots of stock and all the Gods!
There's no better game to me, they say It's all about the roleplay.

(Note: Yes, I roleplay. Having no life developes a strong imagination. coincidentaly, I write stories too. Both are fun.)