Bret retired and it was sad. He cried alot. I hurt for him.
the day he dies,
he cries, and the groundscrew rolls out
the big blue tarp,
afraid he'll drown them all.
his tears makes train(wreck)tracks down his cheeks,
and everyone squirms uncomfortably,
an immortal breaking down before
them on national tv,
from man to boy in twenty-nine seconds,
unable to play the only game
whose rules he never