One fine drop of lemonade reigned over bottles that sung in London. But the evil Cola decided that he would drink herbal tea. The drop of lemonade also decided to drink the herbal tea, who was called Fred. However, Fred objected strongly to being drunk by the lemonade and said ;

"Dude, bite me!"

To which the lemonade replied,

"I can't, you're a drink."

Cola took his sword and saw this as his chance to kiss Fred and kill Lemonade. Fred lunged towards his lover and spat at him. Fred's lover was not cola, it was the evil Dr Pepper! But Dr Pepper loved Lemonade's colleague, Sprite. Sprite on the other hand loved Lemonade and was pregnant with his baby bottles. But Lemonade was gay. It was all very tragic.