Twinkle, twinkle like a star,
Took some drugs and went too far.
Crashed under the stage below
Put on a vest to tell kids, "No,
Drugs are not the way to go!
And alcohol is now my foe."
Clean and sober, lost some weight,
And little girls think he's so great.
But there's a secret fans should know:
He has a drink after the show.
Twinkle, twinkle like a star
And drown the hypocrite you are.