AN: Im not sure this is humourous but I'm still going to put it in that section anyways.
The High life
I failed that test. Couldn't get a bee for a pet.
Where else am I going to get something sweet?
Certainly not from you, honey.
Life's a censured beep.
Alarms should just freeze.
'But we'll find a solution.
Chemistry was never your forte,' says
the maths geek. Freak.
So I flipped the administration
right till there was no class.
Fell into the pot… cruised my blues.
Tried my hand at cooking, burnt
my clock to a crisp.
So it all finally clicked.
Such a waste of another kid.