"This Is a Pile of Shit"

i think i'm hilarious!
because
i'd be so pretty if
i lined my eyes
with dramatic black
to match what's inside.

&&
i think i'm a genius!
because
i'd be so artsy if
i never used caps
and
s p a c e d o u t m y w o r d s l i ke t h i s.

(well, you know what they say the reward for conformity is...)