This is one of my sessions with Elizaneth, a program that's supposed to emulate a psycho-therapist.

The site is here if anyone else is interested: http:www.uib.no/People/hhiso/eliza/index.htm

Read from the bottom up!

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ELIZA: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You: Enough

ELIZA: WHAT?

You: ...

ELIZA: THAT'S INTERESTING...

You: Something you're not

ELIZA: THAT'S INTERESTING...

You: Hey!

ELIZA: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

You: That we're alone??

ELIZA: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

You: Who else could i be talking about? Do you see anyone else here?

ELIZA: KNOW WHAT'S PLE YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?

You: Do you know what's PLE???

ELIZA: OH, I BEEN PLE ?

You: How long have YOU been PLE?

ELIZA: How long have you been - PLE ?

You: Sim - ple

ELIZA: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You: Very simple

ELIZA: PLEASE GO ON.

You: Simple program

ELIZA: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

You: OK, you're stupid, dumb, unintelligent. Take your pick

ELIZA: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You: That you're moronic

ELIZA: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

You: See! you're repeating me!

ELIZA: PLEASE GO ON.

You: OK, go on

ELIZA: I SEE.

You: It means what it means

ELIZA: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

You: Yes. Why are you repeating after me

ELIZA: YOUR EXAM TOMORROW .

You: My exam tomorrow

ELIZA: HELLO! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

You: Hello

ELIZA: HI, I'M ELIZA. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?