What is the point of Biology? I mean, we have bones. We have blood. Bone is white, blood is red. I get it. It doesnt take a year to tell us that.
Monday 3rd January, 9:28am, Bio
And it shouldnt take a year for James Austen to fall in love with me, either. He needs to wake up and realise there is more to life than free kicks and penalties. Like me, for example. I have only gotten hotter this year, so there is really no excuse.
Monday, January 3rd 9:29am, Bio
Oooh. Maybe he is finally receiving those telepathic messages I keep sending him. He's tapping me on the shoulder. More later.
Monday, January 3rd, 9:30am
Damnit. He just asked me,
"You're that Melanie chick's best friend, right?"
I was all, "Yeah, that me." Totally stoked, as you know, he was talking to me.
"Ask her out for me?" he asked. God, I was sitting right there. Why he give me his number? Guys suck.
Monday, January 3rd, 9:31am, Bio
Why do guys like Mel so much anyway? She's just small and blonde and bubbly. And expensive shoes. But that's all there is to her.
Monday, January 3rd, 9:32am, Bio
She doesnt even have boobs.
Monday, January 3rd, 9:33am, Bio
And she steals all her lines from The OC. What a loser.
Monday, January 3rd, 9:34am, Bio
Bad Ally, Mel is your friend. Be nice to your friend, she is nice.
Monday, January 3rd, 9:35am, Bio
Not. Oh well, off to Spanish.