A/N - I was depressed when I wrote this. But everyone says it's funny so... maybe they were just trying to make me feel better.

Happy as a Clam


I'm happy as a clam.
But is a clam happy?
They can't take nappies.
They can't talk.
They can't walk.
Wouldn't clams feel crappy?

It would be boring right?
They sit around all day,
Guess they would say "Yay."
Have no minds,
Can't read signs,
Just wait to eat their prey.

Yum.

Must be really fun.

If they are not careful,
A mean starfish will come.
Look around for some.
And eat them.
Yummy gem.
And suck them through their tums.

Yum.

Must be really fun.

Or people put down nets,
They'll try to catch 'em.
Then sell them to cook them.
Pry the shells,
Then they'll tell,
The chef they need more gin.

Yum.

Must be really fun.

Yup, I'm happy as a clam.

--Rache