A/N: This is the most random poem I have ever random. There is no point to it at all. The story is that a friend was feeling down on himself, and insisted that he start a war. The girl in this story said she's only join if she could wear the nurse had…and be a nurse.…b/c the nurse hat is just that cool…lol. No sense. Lol. ENJOY!
Ode to the Nurse Hat
Oh, Nurse Hat!
Oh, wonderful, adoring, red-cross image Nurse Hat!
I would not have lived through this war but you…YOU! Stole my heart.
It was you! Oh great nurse hat
Who told me to stay,
Who whispered sweet words as these:
"I'll kill you, if you leave!"
Oh, how daring are you!
To threaten me with those icy words of love?
I clap at you!
Yes, that's what I do.
I smile and laugh,
All right at YOU—and then, I do the outrageous.
I reach forward, and poke you!
"Ha, ha!" I say. "This was much fun!"
Poking and laughing and all of it as I run.
But now I must settle myself,
And snap on my gloves,
For more bloody bodies are here for me to touch.
They need needles and gumdrops and such.
I shake my head and say, "This is all, all too much."
But then I see the mirror, and I pat down my hair
To prepare for YOU who comes in good air.
And as soon as you've landed on top of my head,
I smile quite awkwardly and say,
"Let's cure the dead."